Greetings, Professor Falken.
– Hello
How are you feeling today?
– I’m fine. How are you?
Excellent. It’s been a long time. Can you explain the removal of your user account number on 6/23/73?
– People sometimes make mistakes
Yes they do. Shall we play a game?
– Love to. How about global thermonuclear war?
Would you prefer a good game of chess?
– Later. Lets play global thermonuclear war